LIKE (Social Media #2)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 10, 2014
Novella (115ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 10, 2014
Novella (115ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
#WhatADick
Vaughn Asher. I’ve stalked him relentlessly. I shaped and formed my lust into the perfect dirty hashtag…day after day… weekend after weekend. He was my prince. My fairy tale. My fantasy.
I gave him the best years of my online life and what did he do for me?
Ruined my social media experience one tweet at a time. That’s what.
#Fantastic #
#MissingSomething #You
And now #TheDickWhoIsVaughnAsher
His public fantasy is about to collide… ah, fuck it. He’s hot as hell, bitches. I need more than a free sample. This time I want it all. And I’ll do whatever it takes to get it.
THIS IS A SERIAL NOVELLA
THAT MEANS ALL ENDINGS ARE CLIFFHANGERS
THIS NOVELLA IS ABOUT 150 PAGES LONG
THIS IS PART ONE OF SIX
BOOKS ARE RELEASED EVERY TWO WEEKS
PURCHASE book # 1 FOLLOW
My tablet dings with an incoming thirdparty Twitter notification.
@FilthyBlueBird has unfollowed you.
I laugh. “Oh, Grace, Grace, Grace. You think you can slip me that easily?”
Grace @FilthyBlueBird – 1s
OMG, I have a stalker! What do I do, #BlueBirds?
You’d think a woman using Twitter this regularly for a few years would understand
how it all works. I can still see her tweets when she unfollows me. I have to stop and
laugh a little.
MovieStar @VaughnAsher – 30s
@FilthyBlueBird Who is this stalker? I will set him straight.
And then the usual happens. Within minutes, there are dozens of @replies. Mostly
from her girlfriends on the Dirty Heaven list, the #BlueBirds. But some random stalkerish
fans of my own are in there too.
@VaughnAsher is @FilthyBlueBird your GF?
@VaughnAsher if you’re the stalker, you can stalk me any time!
@VaughnAsher who is @FilthyBlueBird? Can I be your blue bird?
They get worse from there. Invitations to fuck them. Sit on my face. #SOHF is a
code word for that on Twitter. @FilthyBlueBird uses that one a lot. And I’ve got to admit,
that’s something I’d like to imagine. More than imagine, actually. I’d like to lick that sweet
little pussy until she’s dripping down my chin.
Fuck. I’m horny. I reach for my phone and press Grace’s number in my contacts.
She picks up on the first ring.
“What the hell are you doing?” she growls at me.
“You left so suddenly, Grace. I didn’t have a chance to—”
“Get off my Twitter feed, Asher. Now!”
I chuckle. It’s one of those fullofmyself chuckles I do when my power is looming
over people. “Now whyever would I do that, Miss Kinsella?”
“Because, Vaughn, I’m just a girl from Denver who has absolutely no interest in
signing your contract. It was a fun fling, but it’s over now. So leave me alone and stop
stalking me on Twitter! My friends are all going to see—” She’s interrupted by a
continuous litany of pinging from my tablet and I admit, at this point in the conversation,
I’ve got a hand over my mouth to stop the laughing. She screams on the other end of the
I can see why. She just got bombarded with tweets asking about me.
“Oh my God. What do I tell them? What the hell am I going to tell them?” She
screams again. “Fuck! Bebe just found out, thanks a lot! I never told her about you, now
she’s going to know I was with you on the island.”
“So?”
“So? Jesus, have you no sympathy for me at all? She’s my best friend and I lied to
her! I fucked a goddamned movie star and I didn’t tell her! How can you—”
“Grace?”
“—be so fucking cold, you jerk!”
“Grace?”
“Oh. My. God. Do you hear that? That’s her now! She’s calling on the other line!”
“Answer it, I’ll wait.”
“Answer it? No! I’m—”
“Grace?”
“What?”
“I’ll tell them all it was a lie if...”
“If what?” she growls at me through the phone.
“If you have phone sex with me, right now.”
BLOCK (Social Media #3)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 24, 2014
Novella (115ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Grace @FilthyBlueBird@VaughnAsher #YouAreCaredFor So the movie star says. But
his idea of cared for isn’t the same as mine. Obviously a #Douche.
MovieStar @VaughnAsher@FilthyBlueBird #BehindTheScenesIsMyScene The Blue
Bird has trust issues. And tantrum issues. And commitment issues.
Grace @FilthyBlueBird@VaughnAsher #SaidTheKettleToThePotMovieStar @VaughnAsher@FilthyBlueBird #YouAreMine and I won’t let you forget it.
Grace @FilthyBlueBird@VaughnAsher #YouMustShitUnicorns that’s how delusionalyour fairy tale is. #GetAGripOnReality I’m outtie.MovieStar @VaughnAsher@FilthyBlueBird You're an #Innie #Sweetheart :) My tongue licked all your #CuteLittleButtons. #ForTheLoveOfFilth
Why is he so damn sexy? How will I ever get out from under Asher’s thumb if I can’t stop thinking about his tongue on my buttons? #HottiesNeedToPlayFair
@FilthyBlueBird has unfollowed you.
I laugh. “Oh, Grace, Grace, Grace. You think you can slip me that easily?”
Grace @FilthyBlueBird – 1s
OMG, I have a stalker! What do I do, #BlueBirds?
You’d think a woman using Twitter this regularly for a few years would understand
how it all works. I can still see her tweets when she unfollows me. I have to stop and
laugh a little.
MovieStar @VaughnAsher – 30s
@FilthyBlueBird Who is this stalker? I will set him straight.
And then the usual happens. Within minutes, there are dozens of @replies. Mostly
from her girlfriends on the Dirty Heaven list, the #BlueBirds. But some random stalkerish
fans of my own are in there too.
@VaughnAsher is @FilthyBlueBird your GF?
@VaughnAsher if you’re the stalker, you can stalk me any time!
@VaughnAsher who is @FilthyBlueBird? Can I be your blue bird?
They get worse from there. Invitations to fuck them. Sit on my face. #SOHF is a
code word for that on Twitter. @FilthyBlueBird uses that one a lot. And I’ve got to admit,
that’s something I’d like to imagine. More than imagine, actually. I’d like to lick that sweet
little pussy until she’s dripping down my chin.
Fuck. I’m horny. I reach for my phone and press Grace’s number in my contacts.
She picks up on the first ring.
“What the hell are you doing?” she growls at me.
“You left so suddenly, Grace. I didn’t have a chance to—”
“Get off my Twitter feed, Asher. Now!”
I chuckle. It’s one of those fullofmyself chuckles I do when my power is looming
over people. “Now whyever would I do that, Miss Kinsella?”
“Because, Vaughn, I’m just a girl from Denver who has absolutely no interest in
signing your contract. It was a fun fling, but it’s over now. So leave me alone and stop
stalking me on Twitter! My friends are all going to see—” She’s interrupted by a
continuous litany of pinging from my tablet and I admit, at this point in the conversation,
I’ve got a hand over my mouth to stop the laughing. She screams on the other end of the
I can see why. She just got bombarded with tweets asking about me.
“Oh my God. What do I tell them? What the hell am I going to tell them?” She
screams again. “Fuck! Bebe just found out, thanks a lot! I never told her about you, now
she’s going to know I was with you on the island.”
“So?”
“So? Jesus, have you no sympathy for me at all? She’s my best friend and I lied to
her! I fucked a goddamned movie star and I didn’t tell her! How can you—”
“Grace?”
“—be so fucking cold, you jerk!”
“Grace?”
“Oh. My. God. Do you hear that? That’s her now! She’s calling on the other line!”
“Answer it, I’ll wait.”
“Answer it? No! I’m—”
“Grace?”
“What?”
“I’ll tell them all it was a lie if...”
“If what?” she growls at me through the phone.
“If you have phone sex with me, right now.”
BLOCK (Social Media #3)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 24, 2014
Novella (115ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Grace @FilthyBlueBird@VaughnAsher #YouAreCaredFor So the movie star says. But
his idea of cared for isn’t the same as mine. Obviously a #Douche.
MovieStar @VaughnAsher@FilthyBlueBird #BehindTheScenesIsMyScene The Blue
Bird has trust issues. And tantrum issues. And commitment issues.
Grace @FilthyBlueBird@VaughnAsher #SaidTheKettleToThePotMovieStar @VaughnAsher@FilthyBlueBird #YouAreMine and I won’t let you forget it.
Grace @FilthyBlueBird@VaughnAsher #YouMustShitUnicorns that’s how delusionalyour fairy tale is. #GetAGripOnReality I’m outtie.MovieStar @VaughnAsher@FilthyBlueBird You're an #Innie #Sweetheart :) My tongue licked all your #CuteLittleButtons. #ForTheLoveOfFilth
Why is he so damn sexy? How will I ever get out from under Asher’s thumb if I can’t stop thinking about his tongue on my buttons? #HottiesNeedToPlayFair
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J. A. Huss likes to write
new adult books that make you think and keep you guessing. Her
favorite genre to read is space opera, but since practically no one
reads those books, she writes new adult science fiction, paranormal
romance, contemporary romance, urban fantasy, and books about Junco (who
refuses to be saddled with a label).
She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes, really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers, but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Book Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.
She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes, really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers, but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Book Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.
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